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 Thursday, May 28, 2009 Plymouth, Ma., 1:15 pm
   
 I watch my wife's car disappear around a corner and I am all alone in a glass 
and steel bus stop kiosk. I tug the zipper on my light jacket all the way to the 
top. Outside it is chilly and grey with an uncomfortable breeze. I wonder if I 
have enough clothes. "It's too late now Rick. You have to go with what you stuffed 
into your shoulder bag, and besides, you always bring too much on these short 
trips." Soon the big blue and white bus comes into view. The round trip ticket 
in my hand proudly reads "The Plymouth and Brockton Street Railway Company." 
As the door hisses open, I pick up my bag, shoulder my guitar, and say out loud 
to nobody "Lets go to Spain!"
 
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 2:50 PM, Logan Airport, Boston, MA 
   
  Our flight is at 6:20PM so I am presently in "relax mode." No problems getting 
  through security. The airport is almost deserted! Cool! And no problem finding 
  an empty barstool at Houlihan's. The Red Sox are playing the Twins on the big 
  screen TV, the Black Russians are treating me very well, and the guy next to 
  me is not blabbing on his cell phone. So far so good! A tap on my shoulder. 
  It's a smiling Paul Murphy, our drummer, with a glass of red wine in 
  hand. "How long have you been here?" he asks. "Two drinks. You?" "Same! I've 
  been over in that corner," he points. "Seen Jeff? I ask. "Oh yeah, over near 
  the gate, with Peter."
   
  Peter Greenberg played lead guitar in our old band DMZ. Why is 
  he playing in the Lyres, you ask? It's because our regular guitarist Dan 
  McCormack quit. So Peter graciously agreed to play these Spanish dates. 
  In fact, he spent a lot of his own money to fly out to Boston from his home 
  in Taos, NM. The band's integrity is intact, in case you were wondering, because 
  on March 26, 1982, this very same line up played a set at the infamous Cantones 
  club in Boston. None of us can quite recall how we ended up onstage together. 
  A cassette tape of the event somehow survived and Peter had it professionally 
  mixed onto a CD. 
 
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 11:50 PM, Somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean
   
  This is the hardest part about flying. It's way past my bedtime and I just can't 
  fall asleep. Not even the wicked lame movie "Last Chance Harvey" with 
  Dustin Hoffman can lull me to sleep! I look over at Peter. Earplugs, black eye 
  mask and a blanket pulled completely over his head. I'm fairly sure he is in 
  dreamland.
   
   It is early morning on the Iberian Peninsula and I set my watch ahead 
  six hours. Outside on the horizon, the sun is just now rising, flooding the 
  cabin with warming, wonderful light. The captain announces that we will be landing 
  in Madrid soon. Gracias a Dios! I can't wait to stand up, stretch my cramped 
  legs and get away from the monotonous din of the engines. 
 
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  7:20 AM, 5/29/09 Barajas Airport, Madrid, Spain 
   It's 
  so nice to be back in Spain. If you have ever been, you probably know what I 
  mean. The people are friendly and respectful, and the food is wonderful. As 
  is the wine and beer. Even the weather is pleasant. I guess the only downside 
  is that it is sometimes hard to find someone who speaks English. Madrid is not 
  unlike many large cities -- wide streets and sidewalks, traffic, lots of large 
  buildings -- but outside of Madrid, agriculture abounds. The countryside is 
  wonderfully green, hilly, and picturesque. Grapevines are everywhere.
    We experience 
  a tense moment at the baggage claim area. Peter's guitar hasn't appeared on 
  the carousel. I joke that it's probably on EBay already! Peter is surprisingly 
  calm about the whole deal and manages to find an English-speaking airport worker, 
  who tells him about a special place for oversized bags, and sure enough there 
  it is! Seta bien! We find our way to Customs and submit to the usual. In my 
  case, only a quick look at my passport but Jeff is pulled aside for a random 
  baggage search. An officer in a crisp tan uniform leads him behind a dark grey 
  divider. The rest of us just move on because if they see ya hanging around, 
  they may decide to search you as well. Not that we have anything to hide; it's 
  just a pain in the ass. 
   
  I push open the security door to find our old friend 
  and promoter, Pepe. Over the years this guy has brought the Lyres to Spain at 
  least a dozen times and has always treated us well. Today he will accompany 
  us on a flight to the Atlantic coast and a beach town called Portonovo. Another 
  old friend we call Doctor Jimmie, will drive our backline and guitars in a small 
  van. According to Pepe, the drive will take about six hours, more or less, "depending 
  on how drunk he gets!" Our flight will take about an hour and a half.
 
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  11:20 am 
   
  Even though I have been awake for more than 24 hours, I feel surprisingly perky! 
  I never feel perky. I need a drink! We have an hour to kill before our flight 
  to Portonovo, practically a blink of an eye in "Airport Time!" Pepe is buying 
  breakfast so I have red wine and a cheese sandwich.
   
  At a long Formica table, Jeff is putting together a couple of dozen CDs of the 
  aforementioned "Lyres at Cantones 1982". With a black sharpie, he writes 
  a serial number, the price of ten Euros and "limited edition" on each 
  one. Pepe shakes his head. "It is too much money. Someone will buy one and make 
  copies for everyone!" he says with a circling motion of his finger over his 
  head. Unable to escape the logic, Jeff puts away the sharpie.
   
   Finally we enter 
  the small jet. Two pre-pubescent soccer teams board with us. One team wears 
  identical green and yellow sweats, complete with matching sneakers. The other 
  team is in black and bright red. All the adult coaches wear matching sweats 
  as well. Pepe informs me that most Spaniards take soccer very seriously and 
  children fly all over the country to compete! The boisterous flight ends with 
  one of those scary bouncing landings that shakes up your brain. Both soccer 
  teams applaud loudly. Hell! I feel like applauding myself. It would be really 
  bad form to crash and burn before the first gig!
 
|   Jeff putting CD's together. | 
  1:40 pm Santiago Airport, outside Portonovo 
   
  We all board a fancy Volkswagen van and soon the lush Spanish countryside is 
  rolling by at 100 kpm.
 After about an hour I start to see glimpses of blue ocean 
  through the green hills. Palm trees and cactus are everywhere. That nice salty 
  seacoast smell is in the air.
   
 In the lobby of the Hotel Canelas, the driver 
  ducks behind the bar and opens cold bottles of the local lager beer. Morale 
  is high. The first leg of the trip has finally come to an end. I elect to room 
  with Paul, Jeff and Peter will share another room. Pepe wants to tour the seacoast 
  and invites us all. I would love to go with him but I just gotta try to get 
  some sleep. Paul signs up for the tour. "I'm kinda wound up after the flight!" 
  he says. I drag my ass up to the room, pull the dark curtains shut, pop a couple 
  of Advil PM and crash into bed. 
 
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  5:00 PM 
   
It's amazing how good a guy can feel 
  after just three hours of sleep, a hot shower, and a shave.
    Paul is back from 
  his tour with Pepe so I decide to vacate the room and let him have some time 
  alone to sleep or whatever. Fortunately, it's a very comfortable lobby and the 
  nice lady at the front desk is letting me go behind the bar and grab cold beer 
  out of the cooler! The hospitality is AWESOME!
   
   I sit for about an hour doing 
  crossword puzzles and drinking the local brew. The elevator door opens with 
  a melodic ding and Peter emerges holding his right forearm. I peer at him over 
  my glasses. "Everything all right, Pete?" "My arm hurts" he places some ice 
  in a towel and holds it to the sore spot. "I'll be fine. It's just that I haven't 
  played guitar in years" he confesses. "Let's get some fresh air." 
   
  As we walk 
  down to the beach he explains that for many years he got caught up in the corporate 
  world, even becoming the president of one company. He told me that climbing 
  the ladder of success was no picnic but he was determined to see it through 
  for his family, his pride, and I assume, the money. But the pressure eventually 
  got to him. "It aged me" he says. The decision to pack up the wife and kids 
  and move to the quiet little artist community of Taos New Mexico must have been 
  quite a revelation. I am happy for him.
 
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  6:30 pm 
   
  Time for sound check/rehearsal. Did I mention that the club is next door? Yes! 
  It is actually directly next door! How convenient is that!? While setting up 
  our equipment, Doctor Jimmy tells me a story about how this nightclub used to 
  be the biggest, most popular disco in the area. Thousands of people would attend 
  and the owner was raking in grande Euros. Life was good. Then one day, the only 
  other nightclub in town started letting all women drink free and that was it! 
  The end of Discos Playa Canelas!
   
   This place is actually three very large 
  rooms, each with a large mirrored disco ball hanging from the ceiling, a long 
  varnished bar, and a state of the art sound system. All gathering dust. Now 
  they use one of the smaller side rooms for their heathen Rock and Roll shows. 
  They do not even open up the fancy front door with it's expansive and elegant 
  curved stairway. A small side doorway is used instead.
 
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  About 8:00ish
   
 Pepe is taking us out to eat. 
  I love this part.
 We drive to a very quaint part of town with narrow cobblestone 
  streets and old stucco buildings. I also love Spanish restaurants because they 
  really care. With a wave of Pepes hand, tables are being pushed together, chairs 
  are being arranged, and wine is being poured. The napkins are cloth. There is 
  fresh bread and green extra virgin olive oil, large olives and fruit, crispy 
  rolls and real butter. Sitting at the head of the table, Pepe dons his glasses 
  and looks over the menu which is written completely in Spanish.
    The smiling 
  owner comes over, obviously pleased at the table full of patrons enjoying themselves. 
  Pepe orders for everyone and then points toward Paul and says what I assume 
  is, "vegetarian. No Meat or eggs." Twenty minutes later the long table is overflowing 
  with all kinds of food and wine and I am lustily devouring the most amazing 
  pork dish.
    After dinner we follow Doctor Jimmy down the street to a small bar 
  filled with young bohemian people. This is obviously the hip bar in town. It 
  has plenty of couches and big comfy chairs set up into little conversation areas. 
  The bartender immediately recognizes us and slaps "Don't Give It Up Now" on 
  the turntable.
 Shots of whiskey are being poured for everybody. We seem to be 
  the center of attention! Are these people old enough to drink? 
 
|   Dinner in Madrid. | 
 5/30/09 12:00 midnight or so. 
   
The show seems 
  to be well attended but not packed. I'm guessing about 300 men and one or two 
  women (including the barmaid) are here right now. A real sausage party! I just 
  cannot imagine a lot of people coming way out here to the suburbs to see us. 
  In Boston it would be like driving to the Hampton Beach Casino, or the Mill 
  Hill Club in Yarmouth. Both aging venues that are way too large and way too 
  far.
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  2:00 am 
   
  A band called "Los Justicieros" is playing and I am watching them from 
  the right side of this large theatrical stage. They are, like us, a four piece 
  organ band with kind of a vintage garage rock sound. I like them and they obviously 
  have some fans here.
 
|   in greasy spoon, Madrid. Be a Rock Star - Smoke Luckies. | 
  4:00 AM Time to play! Yeah! 
   It is 4:00 in the 
  fuckin' morning and we are just now going onto the stage to play our set. Unbelievably 
  there is still lot of people here. I am so very tired but I give our set my 
  best effort, but with only three hours of sleep, there is only so much I can 
  do. I don't even use up all my drink tickets before I drag my tired butt out 
  of there and up to my room.
 
|   Breakfast - Yum? | 
  9:15 AM 
   I slowly emerge from a dream because 
  the phone next to my bed is ringing. I pick up the receiver...dial tone. I slam 
  my head back down on the pillow. A loud knock on the door... then a voice with 
  a Spanish accent says " We are leaving now."
    "Jeez! How 'bout a little notice!" 
  I pull my clothes on, pack up my stuff and head downstairs to a cold cut and 
  cheese breakfast. Yum?
 
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  12:10 pm Back in Madrid 
   We arrive at the hotel 
  in central Madrid. Paul and I decide to try the hotel restaurant. The mushroom 
  tortellini kicks ass! Over a nice bottle of Spanish Merlot we blab for about 
  an hour, then order another bottle. 
   I confess that I am seriously thinking about 
  quitting the Lyres. Ever since my buddy Danny quit, the band has kinda stood 
  still and I am not happy.
   
  We played a gig or two with our old guitarist Steve Aquino, and that 
  was fine because he knows all the songs, but the prospect of breaking in a new 
  guy makes me wanna puke! All the rehearsals, the late nights, the yelling, the 
  personality clashes, the nit picking, all the crap that has become a standard 
  Lyres rehearsal is just unthinkably horrible to me right now.
    " Yeah, Jeff sucks 
  all the fun out of it!" Paul says and we laugh aloud. "But we are really depending 
  on you" His words echo in my brain.
   
  It's been such a long road for Paul and I. We were just children when we took 
  that first step on a journey that brought us all over the United States, Canada, 
  and Europe, mostly with the Lyres but we were together in many other 
  bands; The Children's Rock and Roll Band, DMZ, The Shambles, and The 
  Last Ones. While our personal lives twisted and turned with its ups and 
  downs, highs and lows, ins and outs, joys and sorrows; while we grew up into 
  men, with wives, ex wives, houses and children and all the responsibilities 
  of having such things, we had this music thing going on. It was like a backdrop 
  to temper our feelings, a place to funnel our emotions and to forget about our 
  problems.
   
  Here it is, the year 2009 and we are still here, Rick and Paul Incorporated, 
  established in 1971. 
Deep down inside, something tells me that I will miss 
  it. Hell, I'd have to be made out of stone not to.
 
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 3:00PM 
   
Okay, enough of this sentimental drivel. 
  I need a walk, and maybe some souvenirs for my honey. I soon realize that not 
  much is open. It's Siesta! That nice Spanish tradition that closes many businesses 
  for most of the afternoon. 
   A block and a half from the hotel I spy Peter across 
  the street. He is holding his forearm and looking around like a lost tourist. 
  I stick two fingers in my mouth and whistle sharply. That got 'im! "Yo! Wait 
  up" I dart across the boulevard. "What's up?" " The guy at hotel said there 
  is a pharmacy around here." "There is" I point to a small green neon cross that 
  is attached to the side of a building. "C'mon, I'll go with ya."
    The Pharmacia 
  is not actually under the green neon sign but halfway down the nearest cross 
  street. Peter grabs the doorknob and pushes. "It's locked" he said. "Siestaaaaa!" 
  I sing in my best phony baloney Spanish accent. "Hey, try the doorbell" Sure 
  enough a young blonde woman in a white lab coat appears and opens the door. 
  Peter explains the problem via sign language. The pharmacist opens a drawer 
  and produces a small bottle of Advil. "Do you have anything stronger?" He asks 
  while making a fist and giving the muscle arm sign. From the drawer she fishes 
  out a small white plastic bottle labeled with an unpronounceable ingredient. 
  Peter Googles the 12 letter word on his Blackberry and the deal is done. 
   We 
  leave and hit a Spanish greasy spoon for a sandwich and a cerveza. 
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7:00pm Time for sound check. 
   
  We meet Doctor Jimmy in the hotel lobby and he announces that we will walk to 
  the club. It's only four blocks up and four blocks over yet somehow we get lost! 
  A Spinal Tap moment for sure! Jeff pulls out his map and eventually we 
  accidentally find our way.
    The club is nice! Not too big and nicely laid out 
  in the classic rectangle with a tall stage at the far end. Jeff is abrasive 
  to everyone during sound check. It's so boring!
    He does not like the legs on 
  the organ and he is having quite a screaming fit about it. If we were back home 
  I would be seriously tempted to walk. I won't miss this crap. 
   
  After the sound check Pepe takes us all out to a cool little seafood restaurant 
  nearby. Soon after we all sit down, Jeff gets pissed off at something, I'm not 
  sure why, but he stands up and walks out. Pepe gets insulted, throws down a 
  couple hundred Euro to pay the tab, and storms out saying he will never come 
  see the Lyres  ever again. 
   "Jeez! The same thing happened the last time 
  we were in Madrid!" 
 
|   Paul, Peter, Dr Jimmy and Jeff. | 
 10:30 pm 
   
  It is so uncomfortably crowded in the club that I don't see "The Reigning 
  Sound" or "The Urges". Instead, I hang out with Paul and Peter. Sitting 
  outside on a stone wall across the street, we talk and watch the drama.
   
   On the 
  sidewalk near the door, Pepe is talking with a group of people. As soon as he 
  sees Jeff nearing, he quickly turns, crosses the street and disappears around 
  the corner. It would be so sad if this is the last time I will see him. 
  11:15 PM. On stage.
    
I am tuned up and ready. 
  I flick the switch on the beefy bass amp to 'ON' and it hums softly. In a few 
  minutes the black velvet curtain will open and our set will be underway. I hope 
  Peter will remember all the songs. I won't remember them all but I can fake 
  it pretty good! Guitarist have to be spot on but us bassists have a lot of wiggle 
  room. Finally the curtain opens. The surging energy in the room spikes and takes 
  my breath away, almost like jumping into a cold swimming pool on a hot summer 
  day, but with more adrenaline. The sound on stage is superb. I can hear everything 
  and the audience is responding wonderfully.
   
  Suddenly I am twenty two years old, onstage at the Rat, moving with the 
  music, flushed with the excitement and wonder that fills a young man's head when 
  he is thrust in front of a capacity crowd of passionate Rock and Rollers.
    It 
  is very liberating, almost spiritual. This is what every gig used to be like, 
  and I realize how very much I have missed that feeling. My heart and soul are 
  so into this moment that all the rehearsal and lost sleep, the many hours stuck 
  on a plane, Jeff's bad behavior and all the other crap is somehow magically 
  transformed into positive thoughts and I am moving with this crowd, feeling 
  every chord and enjoying every second, so glad that I stuck it out and triumphed 
  over my feelings of quitting, just so that I could be here, in Madrid Spain, 
  to experience the best gig of my life.
RC
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