Issue #3, 1976

.......Congratulations to Willie Loco Alexander & The Boom Boom Concert Band for winning the March tourney at The Club, seems only fitting since Willie is the big daddy of all those "nouveau" punks....It seems everyone was wrong about Bruce, Fox Pass didn't even win on Friday nite but certainly made up for that by playing warm up to Roxy Music earlier in the month & getting a great rise out of the audience with Macey's famous "Disco Sucks!" lines in 'Psycho (Disco) Encounter', we're sure Fox Pass must be enormously happy that Maxanne finds Mike Roy so charming.......Rumor has it Matthew of Teddy Boys fame is again craving a solo career & is working at it, all the other Teddies say no, we'll have to wait and see.......from the cute little mouth of Jace Wilson: "Tell 'em we're all virgins!" hmmm, go get 'em girls!.....We were really excited to see Dave Robinson back on the Boston scene again, but really Dave, why all that fuzz on such a pretty face?!....A note to Jimmy Isaacs: The Boize are a FIVE piece band! We doubt Donny Randall is too frail physically OR musically for you not to notice!....Steven Silva, lead guitarist of Thundertrain has finally found his "Little teenage teaser" Thunder T fans will finally hear that long awaited tune, everybody should keep their eyes & ears open for Thundertrain's next 45 "Hot for Teacher" b/w "Rock'n'Roll Tonight". Willie Alexander will be playing piano for them on that disc, should be great!!......We saw ex-Lobster Charlie walking thru the Combat Zone in real boss threads, does Charlie have a new profession???....cey is really down on fags, is Jon out to prove his sexuality again?.......Lookout for The Mindless Fucks another Jeff Wilkinson production...After having flings with Steven Tyler & John Morse, Angie has fallen into the hands of yet another big lipped singer, who's next honey?.......Plymouth, Mass rock band Lizzie Borden met up with a well known Boston rock'n'roll celeb at a local Burger King the other night, they hit it off so well that Lizzie herself posed for pictures outside the restaurant with him, who was this star??....possibly Roy Pace?....Lorenzo??…Tits & ass were forced into the face of poor Jeff Ramone last month when he and his band played here. He didn't seem to mind tho, he was smiling all night right up till he left the party at The Teddy Estate with the girl with the clutch bag, we're quite sure she'll show up for their coming gig this spring.....The Mezz are finally going into the studio to work on their version of a 45, they haven't decided what tunes to do yet, we hope they keep their drummer long enough to get the thing finished....The Real Kids are a band again, with of course John Felice up front & we hear ex-Mezz drummer Howie is banging this time around....Ed Hood, the Pearl Mesta of the local scene, entertained Lance Loud & The Mumps when they were in town, Lance showed up complete with boxer shorts showing gloriously thru his leather pants, real class....Miss Lyn (of Cambridge) doing just what Lance told her to do, keeping on her "party mood" and her roommate Helanie had Fox Pass, Boize & friends over for a party & some Good & Plentys...last week The Mezz and Willie Loco bid farewell to 11 year rock veteran Helanie, she's leaving for warmer climates & healthier young boys in her silver Reb 400 Fiat, '76 no less, we hope that back seat is big enough for those southern cuties, dear..... Willie Locolost his hat again last Saturday nite, second time in history, we hear it was quite a nite! We wonder who will finally turn up with the hat, now what would Baretta say about that WA?.....Who is the "Nose" & why do so many local boys want her?…& with that we'll say 1st prize goes to Arlington for having girls that are so sickening we won't even talk about them….too bad girls but you know who you are.......