Monday March 9,   2015 
 
found a GREAT classic country online station out of washington state, where 
  my great-great Charles Highland, his brother John Highland pioneered to Chelan, 
  Washington aboot 1903 (it's on find-a-grave!) $8 to see F.U.'s at the 
  Midway OR go to Flann's Brigham Circle, eat Irish bangers, beans and 
  chips and read the Emigrant (my great-grandmother Highland's Heatley 
  grandfather went from County Tyrone to Ontario, Canada AND walking through public 
  gradens; Quack, Mack and the rest of make way for ducklings are wearing lil 
  green hats! gittin' their Irish on, yo!) Never thought The Wall Street Journal 
  This Morning (WRKO 680 AM, 5 AM right after Coast to Coast!) would turn Coast 
  to Coast but google this: Serial 
  Egg Bomber NOT caught in Cleveland! Some asshole heaving eggs at an 85 year 
  old man's house....how about Dirty Highland (played by Clint Eastwood!) 
  caps young aspiring rapper's ass for making rap music?!?!?!?!? what about when 
  Rude Rudy got capped in Brigham Circle? (BGN: "Rude Rudie was just some 
  poor slob on the streets!") anyway, read about the Egg Bomber in the WALL 
  STREET FUCKEN YUPPIE JOURNAL what would Bob Bittner say at the top of the hour 
  about corporations? (and then play Johnny Cash's "guess things happen that 
  way" on SUN on Wjib 740 am?!?!?!?!)...and THIS has been the Boston Groupie 
  News of the Wierd! (channeling Joe Coughlin here; Johnny and the Jumper 
  Cables at Midway in May for Joe Fest!!!!) 
Tuesday March 10,   2015 
A pleasant walk down ye olde cobblestone Charles Street (like i did with my 
  mother in 1988 before she met Mr. Butch at the Rat!) and i chanced upon TATTE, 
  new french bakery, where was another, acrost from what WAS 7-11! also saw a 
  Dogmatics drummer AND a bronze MALLARD DUCK walkin' towards me in the public 
  garden after the french cultural center was having a wine class which i overheard 
  whilst reading L'Histoire; Clovis 
  was mentioned AND the monks originally made white wine, NOT red coz it'd stain 
  their white frocks...yes, I AM a bouffant of "Useless Information" 
  (first Move album though i rather favour Roy Wood during WIZZARD..)....articles 
  one SHOULD read in l'histoire (forgive spelling, ma's great-great Sophie LaDuke 
  Vahue born 1811 Vergennes Vermont, died 1899 was the last one to speak the French, 
  so i make 'alf-'arsed attempts to read/spell/talk and go "Ooh", like 
  my Neanderthal DNA cave-painting in France "in-cestors")...."Jules 
  Verne: etail-il Misogyne?", from 1819: "L'enter Sur Mer: folie, deseyoir, 
  tuerte ete cannibalisme"....lastly, a piece on one of my idols: Alexandre 
  le Grand! or as they said in the Angelina (German descent from Jon Voight; read 
  GERMAN LIFE!) Jolie movie: ALEXANDRO MAGOS!!!!! that might ALMOST trump the 
  almighty KENOBULOUS 
Wednesday March 11,   2015 
Today: Rock and Kraut! NOT Kraut-rock BUT saturday 14 march is shadows of knights 
  50th anniversary, singer Jimmy Sohns sends me gig reminders; another great midwest 
  band, the Gizmos, in Bloomington, indiana 11 july for recording and heading 
  morganfest, The Go Fund 
  Me page on Gizmos world tour page, so send money to Marvin Goldstein, oy! 
  BUT with melting snow, for the first tyme since November, before Gizmos, Chicago, 
  i went Goethe Institute, got my kraut on, yo (hey man, i walk past bromley-heath 
  EVERY fucken morning and yea, i dont fear no gangsta coz my samuel l. jackson 
  wallet sez "Bad Mofo!"). i picked up all kindsa books/magazines deutschland 
  uber alles AND they had FREE books! two in english, rest in German, did NOT 
  pick up FREE three copies of wim wenders photo books; lotsa coffee table books, 
  i can read one semester of beginning Deutsch, so contact me and, like the Gizfather 
  say "lissen, my Kraut-Scot friend, I'm not puttin' Johnny Fontaine in any 
  of my movies unless you get me some free books in German!" Mario Puso grew 
  up in Hell's Kitchen, NY, by the way, only 9 blocks from vanilla fudge/bb kings/The 
  Landmark Tavern/oldest irish bar in NYC, which I LOVED, food AND olde woodwork! 
This is Kenne Rottennnnn....and aingland's STINKINNNNN""...More on 
  Michael Slade's Ghoul; ok, the killer is in London's sewer system; TWO 
  pages on history of London sewage, i double-checked the facts and today's Giz-story 
  lesson is: 
  Richard the Raker in 1200 and really DID fall in his own cess-pit and " 
  drown monstrously in his own excrement" PLUS, and even a Dicken quote, 
  look in wikipedia THE GREAT 
  STINK of 1858 really DID happen! (Highlands sailed in '45!) I have other 
  toilet facts and next tyme there's a BGN trivia night, i shall shirley explain 
  the enytymology of "loo 
more info from Incestry.com: Gee Julie's great-great-great-great born 1770 
  bilsington kent, ashford district;7.86 miles away my same number granddaddy 
  Peter Highland born KENNINGTON Kent 19 september 1784. her great-great-great 
  born 31 july 1793 bilsington, kent; my same Thomas Highland born 3 march 1808 
  great chart Kent 5.8 miles away! TOO close for comfort, ole Tom Highland emigrates 
  to Motor City and his great-great-great writes "amerika first"; BUT 
  Gee Julie and i are fascinated by her great-great-great who was a THAMES WATERMAN 
  (like it on facebook!) she 'as a cuzzin in ainglind did the work, luv; reading 
  the 'istory of the Thames in Michael Slade's Ghoul, you gotta "love 
  that dirty water"! though her ancestor died 24 november 1833 ship stairs, 
  woolwich before THE GREAT STINK. other last joke, upon researching all this; 
  i tole 'er thames watermen are the ONLY ones allowed to TOUCH royalty; on my 
  facebook wall is a 'enry VIII re-enactor with a bloke dressed in red on a Thames 
  boat; me go "that's you (in red), that's me ('enry)";Gee Julie: "i 
  would have pushed you in." as long as i dont suffer the fate of richard 
  the raker!!!!! (wonder if HE left descendants; those lil shits 
Friday March 13,   2015  
Radio On: WEEI, college basketball (IU at 530 pm!) and Duke won, I was in Asheville, 
  NC when they won a tourney maybe 4-5 years back; coast to coast AM (WRKO 680 
  AM), TWO thangs: "I believe in reincarnation" said the guest; send 
  that man Exploding Pidgins Implode! on stanton park records; item B, "4 
  AM or nearer" to paraphrase a Guess Who toon on RCA: Gee Julie hears a 
  guest talkin' 'bout " Australopithecus" (as covered by the 
  Beachmasters version of Hopelessly Obscure!) and I guess (check 
  out coast to coast AM facebook page, you Coasties!) "once there was tyme" 
  (Ten Years After!) when we had chimps/monkees (Chip Monck?), humans (garbage 
  disposals?) AND a "Combination of the Two" (check out Wool's version 
  and they were from Juddsville station, NY!) of Neanderthal/Simian= Sasquatch 
  and all them Bigfoot critters...oh yeah, and in Indo-nesia was a three foot 
  skeleton of such known as "the Hobbitt"; Gee Julie quipped (at zero-dark-thirty!), 
  eatin' that Indo-nesian food in hell's kitchen musta stunted his growth! LASTLY, 
  i go "y'all in the mood for some Bittner?" that's Bob Bittner WJIB 
  740 AM and true to 1971 when him and I (Rick James "you and I" was 
  from Buffalo!) both lived in Rochester, NY area (with Lou Grammatico of Poor 
  Heart!); fucken "indiana wants me"!!!!! i grabbed that bluidy epihpone 
  and the chorus is A/D/E like a Ted Niemeic song, bridge is in F#, if only Sol 
  Gruberger were alive to help me figger it, unless Ken Kaiser does...saturday 
  11 july 15, Gizmos in studio/on-stage and who WONT be playing Gizmos songs or 
  playing attention? yep, I will DRAG craig willis bell (rocket from the tombs!) 
  and Kelsey Simpson (the Mo Tucker of the band, being interviewed soon!) into 
  '70s hell on R. Dean Taylor covers...on Rare Earth!!!! other obscure fact: Bob 
  Richert had already graduated SUNY Brockport 1970 and was IN Indiana when that 
  song was a hit...tyme to be a chart geek, but i know it was ninth grade ('70-'71, 
  GRAND FUNK LIVE ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!) 
Sunday March 15, 2015 
spent the day of Saturn at the REAL Somerville Thee-ate-er; Groupie Towers 
  II! Turner Classic Movies (usedta be on in mah tray-ler in Charleston, SC back 
  in '79!) had a Ava Gardner salute; caught Bhowani 
  Junction, released 1 may 56 (I was released 2 april 56!) 1947 a BIG 
  year in indian independence; the ghandi movie, the jewel and the crown BBC series, 
  but never saw this! having an alleged Melungeon (Ava) playing an Anglo-Indian 
  (had to google-ate this and wiki kinda describes it as english father/eastern 
  Indian mother, famous Anglo-Indian pop stars: engelbert humperdink/cliff richard/pete 
  best!) IF i were politically correct, i'd be offended on how many tymes "wog" 
  and "chee-chee" was bandied about; suffice to say, Ava plays a "Half-Breed" 
  (how she learned to hate the word!) GREAT drama, Ava in a sari and I AINT SARI 
  'bout that! (sam the sham deep album cut!) plus if you're a british military 
  COLLECTOR, read wikipedia, insignia and units ALL mentioned! (ok, reverted back 
  to '67-'68 (chicago transit authority!) where i was playin' "Army" 
  one minute, then rockin' the next, then BOTH in '76!
After Bhowani Junction Gee Julie picked out Anarchy 
  TV-the Movie from 
  a buncha DVDs Blowfish sent over for my very own viewing pleasure; released 
  31 jan 98 (I recorded gemini on a full moon shortly thereafter); imagine if 
  Frank Zappa's kids (FOUR of them in this film!) took over a community access 
  TV show (was watching somerville's SCAT back in '98!) kinda like Airheads, 
  one of their allies is daughter of a Pat Robertson-type; it's on wikipedia Link 
  above), the di-rector did some commentary, and there's a quiz which i scored 
  as a "true paranoid" (the government conspiracy guy is funnier'n hell 
  too as is the naked aerobics japanese hooker!)...ok, don't wanna rotten tomatoes 
  spoil it, but FUNNY = Zappa's young'un's/mink stole/a barney miller cop ALL 
  in one movie plus full-frontal nudity on cable access! (I GET IT: hair 
  in 1969!); so watch it" 
After watching naked aerobics with a japanese hooker on the Mean Screen, tyme 
  to use an Elephant Walk groupon: Ken/Gee Julie/Miss Lyn, Three's company, me 
  as jack tripper and Don Knotts IS my cuzzin! it was still restaurant week so 
  a three course meal for $99; that's $33, as in "die at 33/like Jesus did 
  for me"...other Ken Korps reference was that this meal was on PI day (3/14/15!) 
  and instead of Nervous Eaters in Beverly, my quip was "three course 
  meal at Elephant Walk; we decided to "Go Get Stuffed"!) (and my fish 
  still had head/eyes, Willie Loco Fish Eye Brothers reference!) Lastly, 
  check out 1520 AM, everett, washington classic country; everett, washington is 
  40 miles north of Seattle=lumberjack country and they lissen to classic country! 
  the workin' man's Amerika First music!"...